If God were a Woman
- Sex would smell like chocolate
- Farts would smell like roses
- Dogs would smell spring fresh
- Babies would come from vending machines
- Men would be born with a permanent erection
- All women would have the same size breasts
- There would be no cellulite
- Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
- Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
- There would be no "Tittie Bars".... Male Revue would continue
- Every man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
- All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii
- Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
- Men would come with software to be custom designed
- Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife
- Men would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth
- Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between 7" and 3"
- Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
- Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek
- Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.
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