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2011-12-10T19:59:00.000-08:00

BERAPAKAH WAJAH YANG ANDA LIHAT PADA GAMBAR DI ATAS INI ???

2011-04-11T04:02:00.000-07:00

Pengetahuan dan ketrampilan merupakan alat, tetapi yang menentukan sukses adalah TABIAT.

2011-04-11T03:55:00.000-07:00

Anak ayam turun sepuluh;mati satu tinggal sembilan;Tuntutlah ilmu dengan sungguh-sungguh;Supaya engkau tidak ketinggalan.

2011-02-13T21:44:00.000-08:00

Sekilas info, ada sedikit joke. ini perempuan lugu, Markonah, umur 13 tahun, bekerja di pabrik sapu ijuk.Setelah 2 tahun bekerja, dia ingin berhenti dari pekerjaannya, ternyata boss tidak setuju karena anak itu manis, lugu, pintar, jujur dan rajin.Boss : "Sudahlah jangan keluar dulu, memang kenapa sih? Gaji kecil atau ada yang jahat sama kamu yach??"Markonah: "Nggak ada apa-apa pak, tapi saya

2011-02-10T22:08:00.000-08:00

NILAI PUJIANBetapa berharganya nilai sebuah pujian yang diberikan dengan hati tulus. Dengan memuji atau meninggikan orang lain, bukan berarti kita akan kehilangan sesuatu. Dengan memuji, bukan berarti kita hendak menjilat orang yang kita puji. Justru sebaliknya, mampu memuji itu mencerminkan "kebesaran jiwa" kita, yang mampu memberi kepada siapapun yang pantas diberi.

2011-02-10T21:49:00.000-08:00

Dari AIR kita belajar KETENANGAN.dari BATU kita belajar KETEGARAN.dari TANAH kita belajar KEHIDUPAN,dari KUPU-KUPU kita belajar MERUBAH DIRI,dari PADI kita belajar RENDAH HATI,dari TUHAN kita belajar tentang KASIH SAYANG yang sempurna,Melihat ke atas : memperoleh semangat untuk maju,Melihat ke bawah: bersyukur atas semua yang ada,Melihat ke Samping : Semangat kebersamaan,Melihat ke Belakang :

2011-02-10T21:34:00.000-08:00

PulsaBajuri : "Kenapa neng, pagi-pagi sudah cemberut.."Oneng: "Ini bang, Hp Oneng pulsanya kagak masuk-masuk nihh.... "Bajuri : "Kenapa kagak telpon customer servisnya aje, neng... "Oneng: "Udah bang, tapi oneng di boongin..."Bajuri : "Diboongin gimana!??"Oneng: "Katenye, kalo mau ngomong sama operator, tekan pagar." "Oneng sudah seharian tekan pagar kita di luar.... tuuu

2011-02-10T21:29:00.000-08:00

Masih muda korbankan kesehatan cari harta,sudah tua korbankan harta cari kesehatan.Karena harta orang asing jadi saudara dan saudara jadi orang asing.Waktu muda kerja biar jadi kaya,sudah kaya tidak ada waktu nikmatin,begitu waktu ada sudah keburu tua tidak ada tenaga lagi.So apa yang Anda Cari ??Just Be Happy N Enjoy your life ...Tetap Semangat dan Tersenyumlah..

2010-12-01T08:44:00.000-08:00

Fakta Menarik tentang PUTIH TELURPutih telur tidak memiliki lemak, kolestrol, lemak trans, bahkan karbohidrat. Kolestrol yang terdapat pada telur ternyata paling banyak berada pada kuning telur. Oleh karena itu, Anda bisa menggunakan putih telur dalam masakan atau makanan sehari-hari untuk menurunkan tingkat kolesterol.Ditinjau dari kandungan gizinya, kuning telur memang lebih baik dari pada

2010-10-31T06:51:00.000-07:00

Melihat ke ATAS : memperoleh semangat untuk maju.Melihat ke BAWAH : bersyukur atas semua yang ada.Melihat ke SAMPING : semangat kebersamaan.Melihat ke BELAKANG : sebagai pengalaman berharga.Melihat ke DALAM : untuk instropeksi & Melihat ke DEPAN : untuk menjadi lebih baik...Dari AIR kita belajar Ketenangan....Dari Batu kita belajar Ketegaran...Dari Tanah kita

2010-10-04T09:13:00.000-07:00

Wanita Zaman SekarangKalo tidur dengan Lelaki GANTENG, BANGGA 1/2 mati.Tidur dengan GIGOLO, MAHAL 1/2 mati.Tidur dengan PRIA JELEK, STRESS 1/2 mati.Tidur dengan DUDA KEREN, KETAGIAHAN 1/2 mati.Tidur dengan BRONDONG, CAPEK 1/2 mati.Tidur dengan SELINGKUHAN, NAFSU 1/2 mati.Tidur dengan SUAMI mending PURA2 MATI dEeEcHh... ☺☻☺☻hehehehe..☺☻☺☻

2010-10-04T09:02:00.000-07:00

☺☺☺Dongeng Kerajaan Rokok.☺☺☺Ada Sebuah dongeng dikerajaan MARLBORO : mempunyai pangeran bernama MILD, ia diculik di gunung WISMILAK oleh 3 orang petualang yaitu DJIE, SAM & SOE, dibawa ke GUDANG GARAM, lalu dipukul sampai BENTHOL BIRU. Dan dibawa kerumah sakit ARDARTH. Terus disuntik dengan DJARUM SUPER sehingga sembuh dengan SAMPOERNA. Dan PANGERAN pun jadi Pria Sejati dengan Motto PRIA PUNYA

2010-10-04T08:23:00.000-07:00

☻←Hidup adalah Anugerah→☻►Hari ini sebelum engkau berpikir untuk mengucapkan kata-kata kasar -Ingatlah akan seseorang yang tidak bisa berbicara.►Sebelum engkau mengeluh mengenai cita rasa makananmu -Ingatlah akan seseorang yang tidak punya apapun untuk dimakan.►Sebelum engkau mengeluh tentang suami atau isterimu -Ingatlah akan seseorang yang menangis kepada Tuahn meminta pasangan hidup.►Hari ini

2010-10-04T07:37:00.000-07:00

Siapa Yang Lebih Bahagia ??Sepasang suami istri (pasutri) yang bergegas pulang dengan berjalan kaki sambil bergandeng tangan terhenti setelah melihat pasutri yang pulang naik sepeda, "Wah.. mereka sungguh bahagia, punya sepeda, bisa tiba di rumah lebih cepat......"Namun pasutri yang bersepeda segera menghentikan sepeda mereka setelah melihat pasutri yang pulang dengan sepeda motor, "Wah.. mereka

2010-08-15T08:01:00.000-07:00

Kita memiliki 2 mata di depan wajah kita bukan dibelakang, karena kita tidak boleh selalu melihat ke belakang.Tapi pandanglah semua itu ke depan, pandanglah masa depan kita dengan penuh pengharapan.Kita dilahirkan denagn 2 buah telinga di kanan dan di kiri, supaya kita bisa mendengarkan semuanya dari dua buah sisi.Untuk bisa mengumpulkan pujian, kritik dan menyeleksi mana yang benar dan mana yang

2010-06-20T18:25:00.000-07:00

2010-06-19T17:13:00.000-07:00

Dear teman-teman semua,.. Pada posting kali ini, saya ingin menyampaikan sebuah kabar gembira untuk Anda semua. Kabar gembiranya adalah: telah diluncurkan sebuah jaringan PPC baru, bernama NegeriAds.Com. PPC Ads Network lagi? Betul sekali. Tapi tentu, jaringan baru ini tidak akan seperti yang lainnya. Jaringan PPC ini akan lebih user friendly, responsif dan tentunya juga lebih membawa

2010-06-12T22:37:00.000-07:00

Marah adalah mainan Hati, Sedih Mainan Jiwa, Mimpi mainan Tidur, Sakit mainan Hidup.Oleh sebab itu Hidup ini Penuh dengan Main-main.Hingga di Atas Ranjang Pun masih mau Main².≡ 1 Ronde Rasanya masih WAJAR≡ 2 Ronde rasanya Sampai KELENJAR≡ 3 Ronde rasanya Seperti di HAJAR≡ 4 Ronde bisa sampe FAJAR≡ 5 Ronde Bener² BURUNG KURANG AJAR..

2010-06-03T09:10:00.000-07:00

Bagi pembaca yg ingin membangun bisnis Waralaba, yg sangat praktis dan nyata.Dengan modal kecil, kita bisa dapat uang yg tidak terbatas.Ini bukan moneygame. Income bisa Mingguan dan Bulanan.http://www.unitybiz-intl.combagi yg berminat bisa hub. ke email ini Susanto_kl@yahoo.comDitunggu lohh...ini adalah pasif Income bagi yg ingin mendapat penghasilan yg dapat berjalan sendiri dengan sekali modal.

2010-04-21T20:23:00.000-07:00

cara bawa mobilnya gimana yach???hehehe...

2010-04-21T17:59:00.000-07:00

say hi..??

2010-02-13T19:35:00.000-08:00

Happy Chinnes New Year 2561 & Happy Valentine day'sJangan kecewa bila dunia tidak mengenal anda, tetapi kecewalah bila Anda tidak mengenal dunia.

2008-09-12T22:20:00.000-07:00

Tujuan utama dibalik MISI KEMANUSIAAN bukanlah untuk menolong orang yg tidak mampu.Orang yg miskin sangat banyak jumlahnya dan tidak akan pernah habis ditolong.Tujuan adalah "MENSUCIKAN HATI &PIKIRAN" - membangkitkan welas asih para relawan sekaligus rasa bersyukur.Akan lebih baik kalau orang yang menerima kebaikan itu juga bisa timbul rasa welas asihnya. BERAS di dunia tidak habis dimakan oleh 1

2008-09-12T22:17:00.000-07:00

add my friendster please... susanto_kl@yahoo.com thanks.. for U add me.. ^_*

2008-04-06T08:43:00.000-07:00

DIET RENDAH LEMAKMengontrol kolesterol bukan artinya tidak bisa makan enak, tetapi mengurangi atau menghindari makanan berlemak.Di dalam makanan terdapat 3 macam lemak yakni:1. Saturated (lemak jenuh)Lemak ini terdapat di makanan seperti kuning telur, jerohan, dan otak sapi. Sebaiknya makanan seperti ini harus di hindari.2. Monounsaturated (lemak tidak jenuh dengan rantai tunggal)Lemak ini

2007-07-15T07:24:00.000-07:00

Belajar Feng Shui Anda pasti akan kaget bukan kepalang kalau ada yang mengatakan belajar matematika adalah mubazir! Kita tak perlu kaget atau perlu membuat perhitungan dengan yang membuat argumentasi demikian. Soalnya yang punya keberanian ngomong begini pasti kuat pula alasannya. Stephen Wolfram dialah orangnya! Pada usia 15 tahun telah menulis di journal ilmiah dan oleh berbagai ilmuwan

2007-07-02T09:44:00.000-07:00

hallo...semuanya. Saya dapat suatu info, bagi orang-orang yang mau berinvestasi disini saya kenalkan untuk anda. Suatu Web yang bener2 memberi kami pasif income. Bener2 Nyata lorr coba aja di http://www.Go-Investor.com/?id=susanto atau kamu bisa lihat banner(klik 2x Banner) diatas halaman ini. Ini benar Nyata... buktikan aja sendiri, Saya sendiri sudah dapat lohh... ^_^

2007-02-24T06:27:00.000-08:00

hi all, i'm cameback in here... please blog me... :-)

2005-04-23T03:48:00.000-07:00

Mau dapatin Uang tambahan?? Rahasia Mendapatkan Penghasilan Tambahan Minimal Rp.200ribu PerMinggu langsung ke Rekening AndaSaudara pembaca.Saat anda mengunjungi website ini saya pastikan hanya beberapa orang saja yang tahu peluang emas ini karena program ini baru launching tidak lama. Anda akan saya ajarkan seperti saya bagaimana cara menghasilkan minimal Rp.200ribu setiap minggu bahkan lebih

2003-07-04T19:28:00.000-07:00

Cerita Pagi... Seorang napi baru kabur dari penjara setelah dipenjara selama 15 tahun. >> Dalam perjalanan kabur, dia menemui sebuah rumah dan mendobrak masuk ke dalam rumah itu untuk mencari uang dan senjata. Akan tetapi yang dia temukan >> hanyalah sepasang anak muda yang sedang tidur di atas ranjang. >> Napi itu memerintahkan yg laki2 turun dari ranjang dan mengikatnya di kursi. >>

2003-05-30T22:57:00.000-07:00

Game *T E T R I S*

2003-05-10T15:41:00.000-07:00

Sekarang w udah buat 2 buat channel di DALnet IRC dengan channel #DOIKU dan #CHINESSE_PIE untuk Anda-anda yang sering connect di DALnet bole aja gabung di sini ato mo minta OP jua bole aja !!! Untuk minta OP bole aja Memo Serv ke V1RU5_K1LL3R ato ke www.doiku.cjb.net untuk isi formulir pendaftaran OP. Ato langsung minta sama SOP yg sedang OL (NB:dengan PV ato tidak diperbolehkan minta di channel

2003-03-12T11:49:00.000-08:00

Hehe..... apa lagi yg mo di upload yaa... Hmm...@#$!@#$!@

2003-03-05T11:38:00.000-08:00

hi... sekarang ada yg baru nih... .:BlogRing:. ¡ÛJoin¡Û »»»

2003-01-26T10:27:00.000-08:00

kalo mau chatting server dalnet coba aja di Scoopsite.com dengan server baru : kernel.ga.us.dal.netmesra-e.kl.my.dal.netmisc-e.ga.as.dal.net acool-e.ga.us.dal.netIngat join channel #doiku

2003-01-25T16:08:00.000-08:00

wah... belakangan ini server Dalnet susah connect sih... jadi nggan chat lagi deh...:-( ehh...tapi masih ada tuh.. M-IRC Network dengan server: irc.m-sys.org 6667

2002-12-31T13:47:00.000-08:00

"HAPPY NEW YEAR 2003"

2002-11-26T08:59:00.000-08:00

Mouse TattooThere is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar.The guys were all showing off their tattoos and utteringsexist remarks as to how women cannot take enough painto get a tattoo.After listening to the guys gloat for a little bit longer,the woman states, "Well, I have a tattoo, too!"The men all look surprised.The woman continues, "I have a tattoo of a cute littlegrey mouse in a

2002-11-25T09:15:00.000-08:00

2002-09-09T10:54:00.000-07:00

If God were a Woman Sex would smell like chocolate Farts would smell like roses Dogs would smell spring fresh Babies would come from vending machines Men would be born with a permanent erection All women would have the same size breasts There would be no cellulite Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE Men would be born with an "OFF" switch There would be no "Tittie Bars".

2002-08-13T13:51:00.000-07:00

Hii...Sorry, beberapa waktu ini saya lagi sibuk jadinya gak ada waktu untuk ngisi blog ini... ini ada satu situs yg Oke juga sih....!?? clik Johnson Mark Hompage Okeee..... baiiiiiii.....

2002-07-27T09:47:00.000-07:00

Touch My HeartTouch my heart and I'll touch yoursWith a gentle word or two,For kindness bears the sweetest fruitThat makes our dreams come true.Touch my life with tendernessAnd fill my cup with love.Share my dreams as I share yoursBeyond the stars above.Take my hand as I grow oldAnd lead me when I'm blind.Show me that you really careGood Friends are hard to find.Touch my heart and I'll touch

2002-07-26T09:52:00.000-07:00

The Person in the GlassIf you get what you want in your struggle for self,And the world makes you a champion for a day,Just go to the mirror and look at yourself,And see what that person has to say.For it isn't your father, or mother, or brother,Who upon you their judgment will pass.The person whose verdict counts most in your lifeIs the one staring back from the glass¡KHe or she is the one to

2002-07-24T09:57:00.000-07:00

Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot Shower. 4. No lines at the Super Wal-Mart. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels out of the dryer. 11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price. 12. Chocolate

2002-07-23T10:38:00.000-07:00

MOM WINS !!!My son came home from school one day,A smirk was on his face.He'd decided he was smart enoughTo put me in my place.HE SAID:Guess what I learned in Civics Two,That's taught by Mr. Wright?It's all about the laws today:THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.IT SAYS: I don't have to clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair. No one can tell me what to think, How to speak, or what to wear. I have

2002-07-22T09:52:00.000-07:00

God WatchesMay God who watches allAnd protects us from aboveSend you the richest blessingsOf His never ending love;May He grant true happinessAnd eternal joy to youOn this day and every day,And the whole year through.

2002-07-20T10:23:00.000-07:00

Keep Swimming(Author Unknown)Two frogs fell into a deep cream bowl.One was an optimistic soul.But the other took the gloomy view."We'll drown," he lamented without much ado,and with a last despairing cry,he flung up his legs and said "Goodbye."Quote the other frog with a steadfast grin,"I can't get out but I won't give in,I'll just swim around till my strength is spent,then I'll die the more

2002-07-19T12:46:00.000-07:00

Angels In My LifeThere have been angels in my life,While they haven't arrived with a blast of trumpetsOr a rustle of wings,I've known them just the same. They performed their acts in human guise,Sometimes borrowing the faces of family and friends,Sometimes in the form of a stranger lending a hand. You have known them, too,When just the right word was needed,When a tiny act of kindness made a

2002-07-18T09:38:00.000-07:00

If Tomorrow Never Comes(Author Unknown)If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fallasleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord,your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walkout the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and callyou back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voicelifted up in praise, I would video

2002-07-16T09:42:00.000-07:00

Two Days We Should Not Worry(Author Unknown)There are two days in every week about which we should not worry,two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday with all its mistakes and cares,its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control.All the money in the world cannot bring back Yesterday. We cannot undo

2002-07-15T02:30:00.000-07:00

Opportunity(Author Unknown)The air we breathe is so freely available that we take it for granted. Yet without it we could not survive more than a few minutes. For the most part, the same air is available to everyone, and everyone needs it. Some people use the air to sustain them while they sit around and feel sorry for themselves. Others breathe in the air and use the energy it provides to make a

2002-07-13T03:28:00.000-07:00

THE ROSEIt is only a tiny rosebud,A flower of God's design,But I cannot unfold the petalsWith these clumsy hands of mine.- The secret of unfolding flowersIs not known to such as I,The flower God opens so sweetly,In my hands would fade and die.- I cannot unfold a rosebud,This flower of God's design,Then how can I have wisdomTo unfold this life of mine?- So I'll trust Him for His leadingEach moment

2002-07-12T09:52:00.000-07:00

SmilingSmiling is infectious,you catch it like the flu,when someone smiled at me today,I started smiling too.I passed around the corner,and someone saw my grin,when he smiled I realized,I'd passed it on to him.I thought about that smile,then realized all it's worth,A single smile, just like mine,could travel round the earth.So, if you feel a smile begin,don't leave it undetected,let's start an

2002-07-11T09:58:00.000-07:00

Friendship's...(A)ccepts you as you are(B)elieves in "you"(C)alls you just to say "HI"(D)oesn't give up ! on you(E)nvisions the whole of you(F)orgives your mistakes(G)ives unconditionally(H)elps you(I)nvites you over(J)ust "be" with you(K)eeps you close at heart(L)oves you for who you are(M)akes a difference in your life(N)ever Judges(O)ffer support(P)icks you up(Q)uiets your fears(R)aises your

2002-07-10T20:47:00.000-07:00

Sejarah mengatakan Manusia terbuat dari TANAH. Ternyata Itu SALAH! Yang BENAR adalah MANUSIA terbuat dari KANGKUNG. Pada dasarnya Manusia dibuat saat satu orang lagi ngangKANG dan yang satu lagi melengKUNG. (heheheee...)

2002-07-09T13:48:00.000-07:00

FAMILY Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, thecompany that we are working for could easilyreplace us in a matter of days. But the familywe left behind will feel the loss for the restof their lives. And come to think of it, we pourourselves more into work than into our own family,an unwise investment indeed, don't you think? Sowhat is behind the story?Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

2002-07-07T12:18:00.000-07:00

Anything is Possible(Author Unknown)If there was ever a time to dare, to make a difference, to embark on something worth doing,IT IS NOW.Not for any grand cause, necessarily... but for something that tugs at your heart, something that's your inspiration,something that's your dream.You owe it to yourself to make your days here count.HAVE FUN. DIG DEEP. STRETCH.DREAM BIG.Know, though, that things

2002-07-06T10:25:00.000-07:00

SOME IDEAS FOR YOUR GARDENFOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:1. Peace of mind2. Peace of heart3. Peace of soulPLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:1. Squash gossip2. Squash indifference3. Squash grumbling4. Squash selfishnessPLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:1. Lettuce be faithful2. Lettuce be kind3. Lettuce be patient4. Lettuce really love one anotherNO GARDEN WITHOUT TURNIPS:1. Turnip

2002-07-05T10:31:00.000-07:00

Things Aren't Always What They Seem(Author Unknown)Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night inthe home of a wealthy family. The family wasrude and refused to let the angels stay inthe mansion's guest room. Instead the angelswere given a space in the cold basement. Asthey made their bed on the hard floor, theolder angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked

2002-07-04T10:57:00.000-07:00

Grow Great By Dreams(Author Unknown)The question was once asked of a highly successful businessman: "How have you done so much in your lifetime?" He replied, "I have dreamed. I have turned my mind loose to imagine what I wanted to do. Then I have gone to bed and thought about my dreams. In the night I dreamt about my dreams. And when I awoke in the morning, I saw the way to make my dreams real.

2002-07-03T12:35:00.000-07:00

I Think I Can(Author Unknown)If you think you are beaten you are;If you think you dare not, you don't;If you want to win but think you can't;It's almost a cinch you won't. If you think you'll lose you're lost;For out of the world we findSuccess begins with a fellow's will;It's all in a state of mind. Life's battles don't always goTo the stronger and faster man,But sooner or later the one who

2002-07-03T10:12:00.000-07:00

Pemerintah harus mengutamakan pekerjaan sipil dikerjakan oleh sipil ungkap pengamat militer Salim Said.Ledakan Bom Itu di Dekat Mako KopassusBOM meledak! Ah sudah biasa. Pelakunya masih dicari, kita pun sudah tahu.Next.....

2002-07-02T10:16:00.000-07:00

What are friends made of?F is for the fun times we share.R is for the respect we have for each other.I is for the interest you have shown in me.E is for your eagerness to help me.N is for all the nice things you do.D is for your dependability.

2002-07-01T11:21:00.000-07:00

Memo From God To: YOU Date: TODAY From: THE BOSS Subject: YOURSELF Reference: LIFE I am God. Today I will be handling all of yourproblems. Please remember that I do not needyour help. If life happens to deliver a situation to you thatyou cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it.Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God todo) box. All situations will be resolved, but in Mytime, not yours.

2002-07-01T06:18:00.000-07:00

He Always Will (Unknown)It's amazing and incredible,But it's as true as it can beGod loves and understands us allAnd that means you and me.His grace is all-sufficientFor both the young and old,For the lonely and the timid,For the brash and for the bold.His love knows no exceptions,So never feel excluded,No matter who or what you areYour name has been included.And no matter what your past has been

2002-06-29T22:03:00.000-07:00

Pertandingan Final World Cup 30 Juni 2002 pkl: 18:00 WIB Brazil Vs Germany Hasil Pertandingan 29 Juni 2002 pkl: 18:00 WIB Rep.Korea Vs Turkey 3:2 (3:2)

2002-06-29T12:25:00.000-07:00

Use Your Time WiselyIf you had a bank that credited $86,400 to your accounteach morning, carried over the balance from day to day,allowed you to keep no cash in your account at the end of24 hours, canceled out whatever part of that amount youfailed to use, what would you do?Try to spend every cent, of course! Well, everyone doeshave such a bank, and its name is TIME. Every morningit credits you

2002-06-29T00:38:00.000-07:00

2002-06-28T10:02:00.000-07:00

2002-06-27T09:38:00.000-07:00

FRIENDSHIPWritten with a pen.Sealed with a kiss.If you are my friend,please answer this:Are we friendsOr are we not?You told me onceBut I forgot.So tell me nowAnd tell me true.So I can say ..."I'm here for you"Of all the friendsI've ever met,You're the oneI won't forget.And if I dieBefore you do,I'll go to HeavenAnd wait for you.I'll give the angelsBack their wingsAnd risk the lossOf

2002-06-26T13:46:00.000-07:00

Hasil Pertandingan 26 Juni 2002 pkl: 18:30 WIB Brazil Vs Turkey 1:0 (0:0)

2002-06-25T09:54:00.000-07:00

Pertandingan Hari ini 26 Juni 2002 pkl: 18:30 WIB Brazil Vs Turkey

2002-06-25T09:53:00.000-07:00

Hasil Pertandingan 25 Juni 2002 pkl: 18:30 WIB Germany Vs Rep.Korea 1:0 (0:0)

2002-06-24T13:52:00.000-07:00

SweetheartsTwo high school sweethearts who went together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they

2002-06-24T02:40:00.000-07:00

Pertandingan besok 25 Juni 2002 pkl: 18:30 WIB Germany Vs Rep.Korea

2002-06-22T10:23:00.000-07:00

The OysterThere once was an oysterWhose story I tell,Who found that some sandHad got into his shell.It was only a grain,but it gave him great pain.For oysters have feelingsAlthough they're so plain.Now, did he beratethe harsh workings of fateThat had brought himTo such a deplorable state?Did he curse at the government,Cry for election,And claim that the sea shouldHave given him protection?'No,'

2002-06-22T09:54:00.000-07:00

The Women and The StoneA wise woman who was traveling in the mountainsfound a precious stone in a stream. The next dayshe met another traveler who was hungry,and the wise woman opened her bagto share her food. The hungry traveler sawthe precious stone and asked the woman to giveit to him. She did so without hesitation.The traveler left, rejoicing in his good fortune.He knew the stone was worth

2002-06-21T10:17:00.000-07:00

Pertandingan PerEmpat finalEspain Vs Rep.KoreaSenegal Vs Turkey

2002-06-20T13:56:00.000-07:00

Pertandingan PerEmpat finalEngland Vs BrazilGermany Vs USA

2002-06-20T10:47:00.000-07:00

Be Thankful(Unknown)Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.If you did, what would there be to look forward to?Be thankful when you don't know something,for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for your limitations,because they give you opportunities for improvement.Be thankful for each new challenge,because it will build your strength and character. Be

2002-06-18T11:49:00.000-07:00

The telephone rings... "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. "Watt." "What is your name, please?" "Watt's my name." "That's what I asked you. What's your name?" "That's what I told you. Watt's my name." A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?" "No, this is Knott." "Please tell me your name." "Will Knott." Whereupon they both hung up.

2002-06-17T09:20:00.000-07:00

WORDS OF WISDOM1. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.2. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.3. If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?4. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.5. You can only go as far as you push.6. Actions speak louder than words.7. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love

2002-06-14T21:59:00.000-07:00

hi , today in holiday,,,,I'm lucky day....And I wanna wacth World Cup GERMANY Vs PARAGUAY DENMARK Vs ENGLAND

2002-06-14T08:36:00.000-07:00

What is A Dad ? A Dad is a person who is loving and kind, And often he knowswhat you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests, and defends ~ A dad can be oneof your very best friends! He's proud of your triumphs,but when things go wrong,A dad can be patientand helpful and strong In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part ~There's always a place for him deep in your

2002-06-13T07:24:00.000-07:00

A Good WomanA good woman is proud. She respects herself and others.She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definitionfrom the person she is with, nor does she expect them toread her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make allher dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she giveslove. She recognizes that her love has

2002-06-12T06:48:00.000-07:00

My DadWhen I was just a tiny kidDo you remember whenThe time you kissed my bruisesOr cleaned by soiled chin?You scrambled for the balls I hit(Short-winded more than not!)Yet, every time we'd play a gameYou praised the "outs" I caught.It seems like only yesterdayYou wiped away my tearsAnd late at night I called your nameTo chase away my fears.Though time has changed your handsome gripYour hair is

2002-06-10T02:31:00.000-07:00

Once Bitten Twice ShyA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't

2002-06-07T06:35:00.000-07:00

Advanced BabyA baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?", he asked."Yes, I am." The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He

2002-06-05T08:18:00.000-07:00

Kiss Per YardWalking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly

2002-06-05T05:19:00.000-07:00

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form. The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking

2002-06-03T09:07:00.000-07:00

Women's FantasyA new study published today reports that the most common fantasy among women is to have two men at once.The study found that, invariably, the women fantasize about one of the men cooking and the other one cleaning.

2002-06-02T14:15:00.000-07:00

Huh?In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of

2002-06-02T05:10:00.000-07:00

StreakerTwo old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall when a flower show was in progress. One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life is boring, we never have any fun these days. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars. As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his

2002-06-02T03:59:00.000-07:00

Do You Want Test Drunk??? clik here

2002-06-01T08:48:00.000-07:00

Daddy's Room:One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother wastucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off thelight when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"His mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug."I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in daddy's room."A long silence was broken at last by his little voice."That big sissy

2002-05-31T08:24:00.000-07:00

Don't Stop DreamingDreams are a big part of our Livesand You must do whatever it takesto make them a Reality;by the plans you make,the course you take,and the things you do.Don't dwell on past mistakes.Leave yesterday behind,along with all it's problems,worries and doubts.Realize you can'tchange the past,but you can starta new tomorrow.Don't try to doeverything at once;take one step at a time,

2002-05-31T06:16:00.000-07:00

Bad WarrantyAn angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier."Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought that battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!""Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."

2002-05-30T07:19:00.000-07:00

Dancing Hillary - Bill Clinton's wife dancing like a stripper! clik here

2002-05-30T05:19:00.000-07:00

GeographyTHE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia: She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around a fertile delta. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan: Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she

2002-05-30T05:18:00.000-07:00